Sunday, October 22, 2006

Black Butte, where grown men cry.


The yellow truck ahead stopped and the boys turned white. Usually when the yellow truck with the green tree painted on the side stops, ten to twelve hippy looking boy/men get out. Each straps a thirty pound bag of seedlings around his waist, picks a hodad and heads off into the barren desolation.
A hodad is an extended heavy duty hoe with a mattock handle designed to scrape away slash down to the dirt and lever out an eighteen inch deep four inch wide home for the trees.
One by one, they follow a line of trees left by the one before. One seedling punched into the ground every seven feet. He may see or hear the rest of the crew or he may find himself planting alone connected to the others by the green line ahead.
They plant one tree every seven feet or in four by four foot squares around the unplantable piles of twisted and splintered logs and limbs baked grey by the sun; slash. Dig down two feet into the debris, if you don't find soil move on.
Today however, illness real or imagined took hold of the crew. They were emotionally stuck to their seats.
If the topography was sloped enough for dirt to stick, it couldn't be seen from the fifteen passanger Dodge van called a crummy. Ground fell away at a frightening rate from the road. Blue gray mountains rushed down on the far side into a misty canyon below.
The up hill side was a sheer cliff into which the road we was cut.
Was this the unit?
Was he just checking his map?
They pondered and grew ill, unblinking eyes wide on the Weyerhaeuser inspectors yellow truck ahead.
Anxiety rose to the perfect punch line moment timed by a master comedian when a six foot long, two inch diameter cylinder rolled out from under the fearful truck.
His drive-line had broke clean off the truck and was rolling out from under it and down the hill. The fifteen passenger dodge van levitated an inch or so as the tension broke into guffaws. Deliverance, everyone out.
The Lamby Pies, as they were collectively known, stood around the landing surrounded by ghosts from last years logging operation. The toot toot of the whistle echoing before the powerful yarder tower engaged ripping up the steep earth as the workers called choker setters scrambled for a safe haven behind a root wad or cleft in the rock.
All was silent now except the quiet conversation of boys looking out at the awesome black pyramid raising above them in the mist.
Black Butte, where grown men cry.
Air pushed sweet and fresh as they wait for word from a knot of men in hard hats busily discussing papers and maps held down against the wind a top the yellow trucks hood. The quiet was occasionally interrupted by clicks and hissing from a VHF radio to which one man was connected by the toggled microphones coiled chord.
Each boy rolled his own thoughts around.
Thoughts of other days on Black butte.
Days when the wind blown sleet whipped up the mountain cutting exposed faces.
Days starting sunny and warm turning suddenly to winter leaving them stranded in tee shirts beyond the crummy's safe haven when each prayed his own little prayer of deliverance over and over and over till the day was done.
Discovering the fern lush fantasy land in ravines below untouched by the cruel machinery of industry. A chrystal jellied orb the size of a soft ball extracted from its rushing stream. Some kind of eggs, beautiful, other worldly.
Thoughts of the tree planters picnic remained close, never mentioned outside initiated circles and then in hushed tones with a grin.
Or the divergent group known to plant trees wearing only boots gloves and hat. This "bare root" planting was saved for warmer days and left Wayerhouser officials chigrined.
One wiry young man betraying his French Canadian origin struck a medative pose. His right arm was around his waist holding his left elbow in right hand and chin perched on his left fist. Looking off into the valley he proclaimed some essential wisdom shared by all but spoken by no other.
"Some dazs I hate ze tree planting, and some daze I hate ze tree planting."
Boredom set in and the inevitable fight ensued from the left over piles of spring snow.
Well the French Canadian must have been a ball player in school. Frenchie had a brutal fast ball which he squeezed into ice. Deadly accurate.
Injury seemed inevitable so the foreman stopped the fight but Frenchie hadn't finished.
Steve Cohen, six foot five two hundred fifty pounds towered over the rest of the crew like some kind of Biblical giant. A gentle giant for sure. Steve took his hodad and headed off a little ways. Then he dug the obligatory hole in which to relieve himself.
We all knew the refreshment of mountain wind blowing winter rain up uphill onto the bear behind while unloading. I'm sure Steve anticipated such relief.
What he hadn't anticipated though was that after he had dropped his drawers and was beyond the point of no return, Frenchie found him out.
We implored Frenchie to stop. The giant growled fumed and threatened but the Canadian continued.
Cohen must have been a true Christian. Frenchie lived to plant another day.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Curious Bla Bla Cult


The bla bla sister cult gets curious-er and curious-er but is decidedly benign. Nothing to do with "the blas," all right? The idea here is one of talking, Lots of talking. Lots of talking on a regular basis.
A metallic red 2002 Toyota Fourunner is quietly cruising through a crisp clear moonlit October night. Inside, seven balloons, five middle age women, talking, talking a lot and laughing, an unopened bottle of wine, fancy stem glasses and generous supply of chocolate.
Five, dare I say, middle age women who are un sister sisters. No common parents unless the metaphysical is your bag, But living like sisters none the less.
It's Ten PM on a one year anniversary. One year to the hour since number five found her husband of seven years hung by the neck, dead.
Volcanic upheaval birthing the pale blue Cascade mountains glistening around them may hint at such emotion. I can not. Sisters however do not let a sister mark this moment alone and so the seven balloons, one for each year of the widow's marriage, five women, wine and chocolate.
The old horrific memory must yield. A new memory was imposing its will on them all.
What appeared as a crystal city bathed in intense white light etched itself on the westward facing bay. A bright orange eternal flame from the city serving as the oil refineries burn off vent lit the empty bay view parking.
Cork popped glasses passed around and wine flowing when the police car crunched into the gravel parking lot behind them. His spot filled the car with dread. Open bottle in a car if you get my drift.
"Yea, roger copy that," crackled from the police radio.
Number five drug her seven balloons out of the back door filling the officers field of vision with an other worldly diversion. Bla Bla sis number one took the cop head on with a charm offensive.
"You gals can't park here after dark." the twenty something officer commanded defensively stepping back out of the patrol car as Bla Bla numero uno confidently approached.
"I'm sorry officer. This is the one year anniversary of my girlfriends widowhood. She's only forty one and we came down here to help her create a new memory of this date. We came here to do a balloon release."
She spoke with authority as if everybody should know what a balloon release is, what it means and that it must be a good thing.
"Is there any place you could suggest for us to go?"
The officer stroked his rugged stubbled jaw as if he had been slapped. A full thirty seconds latter he cleared his throat.
"I'm here to enforce the law..."
He slid the badge emblazoned ball cap back on his head and crossed his arms.
"This doesn't seem like it should be against the law...
Don't see a wild party ensuing..."
Having convinced himself, the young officers blush went unnoticed in the intense moonlight.
"You go right ahead and get done what you need to do. I'm the only one on duty." he said in a pensive tone.
"ahhh, should I wish you good luck? For the...celebration? Is it a celebration? "
Number one placed her hand forward for a firm hand shake,"Officer; you are a good man!"
With a theatrical gesture, she stretched her arms out behind the red truck partly to hide the opened wine within and entreated, "Protect us from anyone who comes by."
The young officer smiled, extinguished his spot and left.
Up went the first balloon with note attached
"The departed birthday"
Wine glasses raised in salute
Second balloon
"to forever"
Wine, chocolate and huzzah following
three
"I miss your humor."
again the women cheered
Seven times they released the past and celebrated the future.
"See you in heaven."
Number five led. The others followed, "see you in heaven" they cheered.
"Love you..."
Whatever the widow said the women echoed and followed with a cheer, wine and chocolate till finally the last balloon disappeared beyond the light of the crystal city and its eternal flame into the canopy of a million million stars.

Monday, October 02, 2006

jumping into the blogosphere


First post.
A first memoir. Color and creativity enhanced.
When dating my wife, our first date was wonderful. Eight hours and we both anticipated our next date.
It all happened so fast her friends were on guard. A double date with her best friend was soon in the offing.
Clothed in all the charm I could muster, we sat down at my favorite restaurant. The chef, first rate, the atmosphere romantic.
Her friend zeroed in on me with the intensity of an all pro linebacker.
Michal Singeltary's eyes come to mind. The game was on.
My mission was to impress and remain charming. The friends goal, find skeletons.
What did your parents do?
Do you like your work?
Tell me about your divorce.
What did you do last Christmas?
The last question stumped me. Total brain fart. I just couldn't remember.
She had me dead to rights.
Her husband a powerful stocky carpet layer remained silent.
"Gee I don't remember." I responded taking a sip of my diet Coke.
The friend came in for the kill.
"You know that diet is full of aspartame."
"Maybe that's what happened to my memory." I joked
"Maybe it is." she responded, not giving an inch.
Phew," padding my perspiring brow with the linen napkin.
"Thought maybe it was all the LSD I took as a teen."
The carpet layer roared